Janet And John Go To A Wedding.

[gness]

Well half a wedding.....they decided on just the evening "do" because neither of them enjoy weddings....

They arrived at the pub B&B close to the venue and booked many months ago.....they didn't have a room....a cock-up meant their room had been given to someone else......
See John frown......
Janet has history with this....a wedding with no accommodation......so she leaves John at reception and retreats with a glass of red to the garden to limber up for a night in the car.....Two glasses of red and she'd sleep on an ironing board.....

John shows proof of booking and claims the room......he joins Janet in the garden with his glass of red but is walking strangely......
This, he tells Janet, is because he has stuffed the key into his boxers....he's not letting it out of sight now.....and it's a large key and an even larger fob.......his pants may be large but this has stretched them......

So, wonders Janet, how do I dance with a man with so much stuffed into his underpants?....
See Janet roll her eyes.... :-(

[Baldric]

Carefully I would suggest.

[Mamyalynne]

If Janet is lucky, John will roll 'em back.

[Theland]

Unlock his potential.

[Tilly2]

I bet Janet has asked this question before, back in the day. :-)

[rowanwitch]

Because of the height difference Janet should be careful he doesnt poke her eye out

[aelmpvw]

:-))

[Buenchico]

https://tinyurl.com/ybvv8zua

;-)

[aelmpvw]

//how do I dance with a man with so much stuffed into his underpants?//
you probably put your name down on a very long list

[wolf63]

BEWARE

I stabbed my left boob the other the other day, keys have sharp bits and ladies clothing seldom handpicked.

If you are still there try and liberate some wedding cake for me.

:-)

[bednobs]

if you are invited to a wedding, isnt it rather bad form to say in essence "sorry but the wedding will be boring, but i'll come to the party"?

[wolf63]

Predictive text!!

[wolf63]

Predictive text!!

Handpicked should be 'have pockets'

[Patsy33]

Lol! Hope you haven't got any magnets on you gness.....

[Buenchico]

Gness has a magnetic personality, Patsy ;-)

[gness]

You’re a funny lot! And yes....more pockets!
It’s extremely bad form, bednobs....shockingly rude....worse than covering neighbours cars and with yuk.... :-)

[Patsy33]

Then she's definitely pulled!...

[bednobs]

double shame o you if you did that too :)

[tonyav]

A key with a large fob !
A couple of rolled up socks used to work in my day ;-)

[douglas9401]

I'd start cheek to cheek and monitor the situation.

[-SharonA-]

I am surprised you had to resort to rolled up socks!!!!!!