When Inspirational Newspeak Fails To Inspire

[naomi24]

The London Evening Standard publishes a daily cartoon intended to inspire and motivate. Last night the scene was set in a psychiatrist’s office.

//Patient: Doctor. I don’t know how to stop myself from worrying. I worry about almost everything!!

Doctor: Oh, I have the best medicine for that. It’s called elixir of ‘release attachment to the outcome'.//

‘Release attachment to the outcome’? What on earth does that mean?

Answers, along with your favourite ‘Newspeak’ gobbledegook, invited.

[Zacs-Master]

Pretty sure it’s a ‘brexit’ joke aimed at Mrs May (or the whole government, or Jeremy Corbyn, or.......).

I like this one
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/the-evening-standard-political-cartoon-by-christian-adams-a3530851.html

[Theland]

Oh Naomi!
It is quite simple. It is a synthesis of opposing but sympathetic trologues, in direct avoidance of conflicting ideals, and easily comprehensible to competitive interests in attaining similar outcomes, provided there are no obstructions to developmental and continued efforts to maintain the objective focus.

This is usually associated with incontinence.