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Beef Burger ?
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Why would anyone even consider buying a ready made burger from a cold counter in a supermarket. The Rustler burger in its none recycle plastic container along with its appetising encouraging, buy me art work of a mouth watering snack on the front cover. However the contents are a far cry from the pretty picture.
What you have here. is a soggy rubbery bap/ bread enclosed in a plastic box thus creating condensation in turn you may end up with a green fungus growing, then you have the half cooked , so called burger meat, this has the appearance of congealed vomit, or a small cow pat. Enclosed with this soggy mess you will find a slice of colourful processed cheese along with the all important dollop of sauce to mask the awful taste of the cow pat.
All this for the grand total of £2.00, should you be brave enough to consume two of these, then you can be very ill for as little as £3.00 ( special offer) due to the back log of near by sell by dates.
They say that it only takes 80 seconds to cook in the microwave, so you can start munching away at this super bug in seconds. They also do a chicken one, now this one could give you a very uncomfortable night in the bathroom, or maybe end up in A.E.
I did know a chappy who bought one of these just out of curiosity, and no surprise to me, he said (Quote) it looks, smells and tastes like an old shoe, ( un-quote) I've never tasted an old shoe, but I guess it would not be nice.
You can buy 4x freshly made burgers for around £2/ £2.50, and 4x freshly baked ( sometimes still warm) baps for around 65p, so lets say £3.15 for four of the very best, or again buy the mince and pat away. As the burgers are fresh problem to pop in the freezer ready for the next hungry treat.
Getting back to the Rustler slop, if you do buy one you would be better off eating the container.
What you have here. is a soggy rubbery bap/ bread enclosed in a plastic box thus creating condensation in turn you may end up with a green fungus growing, then you have the half cooked , so called burger meat, this has the appearance of congealed vomit, or a small cow pat. Enclosed with this soggy mess you will find a slice of colourful processed cheese along with the all important dollop of sauce to mask the awful taste of the cow pat.
All this for the grand total of £2.00, should you be brave enough to consume two of these, then you can be very ill for as little as £3.00 ( special offer) due to the back log of near by sell by dates.
They say that it only takes 80 seconds to cook in the microwave, so you can start munching away at this super bug in seconds. They also do a chicken one, now this one could give you a very uncomfortable night in the bathroom, or maybe end up in A.E.
I did know a chappy who bought one of these just out of curiosity, and no surprise to me, he said (Quote) it looks, smells and tastes like an old shoe, ( un-quote) I've never tasted an old shoe, but I guess it would not be nice.
You can buy 4x freshly made burgers for around £2/ £2.50, and 4x freshly baked ( sometimes still warm) baps for around 65p, so lets say £3.15 for four of the very best, or again buy the mince and pat away. As the burgers are fresh problem to pop in the freezer ready for the next hungry treat.
Getting back to the Rustler slop, if you do buy one you would be better off eating the container.
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"What's wrong with a McD's cheeseburger
20:39 Mon 18th Mar 2019
Such a burger as you’ve described has probably saved many lives.
I say this because there were times in my younger days that upon returning home after a ‘sesh’ with an attack of the munchies such a microwaveable delicacy ensured that I did it turn on the oven/hob/chip pan. That could have resulted in disaster.
The satisfaction and nourishment that sated one’s hunger was indeed a 90 second gourmet feast fit for a king.
Would I eat one whilst sober? Doubtful.
After a skinful? You bet your life!
I say this because there were times in my younger days that upon returning home after a ‘sesh’ with an attack of the munchies such a microwaveable delicacy ensured that I did it turn on the oven/hob/chip pan. That could have resulted in disaster.
The satisfaction and nourishment that sated one’s hunger was indeed a 90 second gourmet feast fit for a king.
Would I eat one whilst sober? Doubtful.
After a skinful? You bet your life!
