I hate poetry. By Zer0Sympathy.
I hate poetry.
So i’m gonna write about poetry.
Maybe one day you’ll see,
That poetry, isn’t about what to be.
Its about being you,
Being me,
Being Free.
So what does that even mean?
I hate poetry, that’s what it means.
So hard to pick all the themes.
Why write this when I can make memes?
Now let me ask you this:
Why be inside, on your computer, reading this,
When you can be outside, on your doorstep, letting the sun give your skin a kiss?
If you do not have a doorstep,
Sorry. But i’m busy writing this poem.
So I cannot help you with your doorstep.
Go call the doorstep store.
They’ll even throw in a door.
But I truly do hate poetry.
Haiku, about northern Tennessee.
Is not the kind of thing for me.
Or, The Diamante about my father,
I didn’t want to do it in third grade, so I didn’t bother.
Now I have to do blog posts.
A months worth at most.
Why did I drag myself into this?
Why am I allowing myself to get stuck with another month of stress-fully trying to make everyone satisfied?
I don’t know why,
Don’t ask me,
Because I hate poetry.