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Trying to find the limerick about a young lady from Thanet who somehow had a bruised pomegranate...
Anyone know it?
Ta.
Anyone know it?
Ta.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Are you perhaps thinking of a verse from Ian Dury's Billericay Dickie?
I'd rendezvous with Janet, quite near the Isle of Thanet
She looked more like a gannet, she wasn't half a prannet
Her mother tried to ban it, her father helped me plan it
And when I captured Janet, she bruised her pomegranate
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I'd rendezvous with Janet, quite near the Isle of Thanet
She looked more like a gannet, she wasn't half a prannet
Her mother tried to ban it, her father helped me plan it
And when I captured Janet, she bruised her pomegranate
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