(my name is muck)

[nicolaandgar]

a teacher asked the class to think of poems , muck was the first to rase his hand, muck was constantly unruly and disruptive to the class, she told him to be quiet and aked little mary rabey if she had a poem. Mary said "yes Miss"
"my name is mary rabey
when i grow up to be a lady
i may have a baby.................maybe"

Teacher responded thats excelent mary have a mini mars bar.
ok class anyone else.
once again little muck screamed to be heard the teacher said shut up you little urchin.
she turned to billy and said go on billy lets hear yours

"ok miss, My name is billy rann
when i grow up to be a man
i likke to sail to china...............
....................or japan"

really good the teacher says, right anybody else
( total silence)

teacher says" go on then muck but i'm warning you"

little muck says "ok miss"

" my name is muck
and i couldnt give a ****
about sailing to china or japan
but if mary rabey wants a baby
then mucks ya ******* man"