Christmas poems anyone?

[Ice.Maiden]

Christmas is approaching,
the turkey's nice and lean.
the sprouts are in the freezer - yuck -
so two of us are green.

[hussy]

very good ice!
a woman of many talents!!
love sprouts though, you cant have two they"l get lonely.

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol - yes, I meant both me and the sprouts'd be green! Tbh - i like them as well - but such is life. That little ditty just came to me! x

[hussy]

dohhhhhhhh
sorry just read it again lol
baby got smellys in her nappy have to change her xx

[Ice.Maiden]

We could concoct poems about that then! Bless!

[4getmenot]

To all Abers

I�d like to buy a present for each and everyone
Who come on here and make my day so much fun

For pippa a woopie cushion
I think she knows just why
For 4GS not a problem
A sophisticated tie

For whiskeysherri well�.
A bottle for the day
And legend a pooh stick
To keep the fans away

For unrulyjulie some handcuffs
To keep her out of trouble
For helliebobs a cooling fan
To stop her glowing at the double

Last but not least for being who she is
A jumbo hug for redcrx
For being my big sis :-)

[redcrx]

Bl00dy hormones!!!!!!!

thanks 4get xxx

[4getmenot]

awww did you cry? :-)

[Ice.Maiden]

Well done!

[redcrx]

nah, it must be eyestrain cos i havnt got glasses on :)

[4getmenot]

yer sorry not much Ice Maiden rhymed with :-)unless you wanted to be laid on :-)

[Ice.Maiden]

I'dlike to give you presents,
but I'd get it wrong, I fear.
So I'll just wish happy Christmas,
before the day is here!

[Floella]

Christmas is coming
My god I look so fat
Will my face look any thinner
if I wear this hat.
It's too late to try to diet
or try out anything new
I'll just have to suck my cheeks in
and hope I don't turn blue.

Merry Crimbo AB'ers. xx

[helliebobs]

4get if that's your none too subtle way of finding out the goss, then you have to try much harder :)

[Ice.Maiden]

Lovely, Floella - but you're not fat!