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Lakitu | 14:18 Mon 23rd Jun 2008 | Jokes
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A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl named Peggy in a exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment when he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent.

Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and offered her a glass of wine.

He asked Peggy whether she preferred Port or Sherry
and she said, "Oh Sherry by all means. To me, it's the nectar of the gods. Just looking at it in a crystal clear decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation. When the stopper is removed and the gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy. It seems as though I'm
about to drink a magic potion and my whole being begins
to glow. The sound of a thousand violins being softly
played fills my ears and I'm transported into another
world. Port on the other hand, makes me fart."
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