Funny/clever t-shirt slogan needed!

[nat_84]

hello Strangers!

havent been here in a while!

Anyway, some of you may remember me and some mates were planning a random trip... was originally between Newcastle, Manc, Liverpool, Brighton etc... anyway we opted for CARDIFF! So we're going there on Saturday for the night...

Anyway, i have decided to design my own top - to go with our "Neon" theme... and need a funny/decent slogan to put on it...

Suggestions por favor!? x

[B00]

Hey nat waves

What's a Neon theme?

[nat_84]

Hey BOO!!

Like UV reactive, bright neon clothes...?

[BillySugger]

F*** the Welsh


We're going sheep shagging

[what..the?]

"catch my live bedroom webcam @ www.********************.co.uk"

[what..the?]

oh no I hate when they do that

"catch my live bedroom webcam @ www.getalifeasick b*st**d.co.uk"

maybe that will work?

if that doesnt work the last word begins with 'b'

[what..the?]

oh no meant

"catch my live bedroom webcam @ www.getalifeusick b*st**d.co.uk"

sorry whoops

[markgem]

be alert

lerts have more fun !!!!!!!

[nat_84]

lol!!! You lot are so funny.

Like the sheep shagging one....

Although not very lady like. ;o)

[nat_84]

lol what the!

[icemaiden]

"I've found god!"

He was behind my sofa.

or

"I have an invisible friend. He makes me drink beer and say rude words."

[mccfluff]

i have a t-shirt that say's

i don't have morals - only standards

[nat_84]

lol! Keep them coming - i'm inspired....!

[China Doll]

I have a quote on one of my tee-shirts that says...

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

[mrs_overall]

1. Men, chocolate & coffee. Somethings are better rich.

2. I'm schizophrenic and so am I

3. Please don't confuse me with someone who gives a damn

4. (for the very old or very young) Toothless but ruthless

[another-view]

I saw one saying, "I'm not too good with names, so I'll just call you dumbass".

[mccfluff]

"made in the 80's" kind of go's witht he neon theme

[tigerlily11]

Try this lot.
http://farcanal.biz/
I love this site. so many weird, wonderful and down right shameful t-shirts.

[daniela31]

''please don't stare.....I can't help being this damn attractive''