Another joke for Bea's book :-)

[Beatrice35]

In Budapest, a man goes to the rabbi and complains. " Life is unbearable. There are nine of us living in one room. What can I do?"
The rabbi answers, " Take your goat into the room with you." The man is shocked with this notion, but the rabbi insists. " Do as I say and come back in a week."
A week later the man comes back looking more distraught than before. " We cannot stand it," he tells the rabbi. " The goat is filthy."
The rabbi tells him. " Go home and let the goat out and come back in a week."
Radiant, the man returns to the rabbi a week later, exclaiming, " Life is beautiful. We enjoy every minute of it now that there's no goat- only the nine of us." - source unknown
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[mrs_overall]

Somewhat racist against Jewish people.

Love, hugs, kisses, fluffy bunnies, cuddly kittens, rainbows, sunshine etc, from Mrs O

[craft1948]

You're obviously not used to Bea Zacsmaster
(BIg hugs xxx)

[craft1948]

lol Mrs O - and I thought it was only me being evil....

[mrs_overall]

lol doc

[LoftyLottie2]

Please see what I posted on here and stop doing this.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Arts-and-Litera ture/Question707347.html#top

[craft1948]

oops sorry Lottie

[gonzo00]

hey mrs o and the others..don't ya think you're bein a bit harsh on beatrice??
ps. bea,i think your little poems and jokes brighten up everyones day,they're lovely and we look forward to many more. :0)

[mrs_overall]

Lottie, I saw that.

However, I answered a question she posted in News. I gave a rational, sensible answer and was insulted and had my mental ability questioned because my opinion did not tally exactly with hers.

What's the saying about people in glass houses?

[LoftyLottie2]

Thanks Craft.

[LoftyLottie2]

Yes Mrs O. But surely all this is not helping. Can't it just be left alone now. Just ignore her threads. We don't know what her problem is or how it affects her.

[mrs_overall]

Lottie, I could easily do that.
Unfortunately she insulted several people in the same post and I am willing to bet they won't let it go.

[LoftyLottie2]

I am your age Doc Spoc ;o)

[Beatrice35]

Never have been nasty or questioned anyone's mental ability. Just call a spade a spade. Some people are shallow- if that is the case why not say it?! Can see from most of these comments that there are many shallow people here ( shallow people can be intelligent yet not deep in their thinking) from this stupid comments. This joke/parable is not racist in the slightest anyhow. My neurological condition has made me a better person even with all my cognitive + physical challenges. The more people that want to make fun of me the more know that this book is the right way to go- will use this as motivation :-)
Hugs to you LoftieLottty2 + anyone out there who has depth to their being :-) Warmest wishes, Bea :-)