The five word story

[Barmaid]

Weather is miserable, boyfriend is miserable, cats are miserable - even the damn birds on the lake are miserable.

So lets have some fun:-

Each poster contributes only five words to the story.

I'll start

Once upon a time there

[zzxxee]

was a pixie called felix

[Sandy-Wroe]

was a very happy Barmaid...

[pericat]

who had six toes and

[joggerjayne]

but he died. The End

[zzxxee]

this isnt woking is it????

[Sandy-Wroe]

His name was Christ. Ressurected!

[zzxxee]

*working

[Barmaid]

Oh well it was only an idea. Perhaps I'll just go fishing.

[mccfluff]

unitll i fell off and

[Bobbisox]

Once upon a time there...
was a floozy called Flo

[pericat]

who had nowhere to go

[pericat]

nothing at all to sow

[pericat]

then it started to snow

[pericat]

come on people go go

[pericat]

she ran with sebastian coe

[pericat]

no no no no no

[Bobbisox]

Once upon a time there was a floozy called Flo who had nowhere to go, she got on a bus