Things to say that appropriate in one situation and disasterous in others

[bigfoot3000]

Me and the lads were having a laugh yesterday at the pub when we were having a conservation about things that may sound ok or not depepnding on where you are and how it is taken.

My one is- "I like the cut of your gib" which is ideal when someone has said something impressive or looks really smart and not so apt if your talking to the gentleman next to you at the urinals.

Anymore?

[Greedyfly]

lol

[redcrx]

at the bar of a gay club, do not offer to push someones stool in for them :)

[Greedyfly]

lmao

[redcrx]

hey greedy, the 80s dress youre looking for. dont suppose you are a size 8 are you?

I have a genuine 80s dress here if you are.

[Greedyfly]

I wish I was Redcrx, thanks anyways. I think I have one sorted - seen one on Ebay. Thanks for your help though =)

[redcrx]

no probs. I was hoping it was bigger when i bought it on ebay. shall just have to resell lol