Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Well, after weeks of stravaiging and gallivanting, it is wonderful to be back in the bosom of the Club.

Examination of the Minutes of the meetings held in my absence suggest that all has gone well , with the possible exception of a few cases missing from the cellar, but we will draw a veil over that.

There will be the usual raffle tonight and I have donated

A National Truss Tea Towel, hardly used at all.

Half a tin of toffees (only a few teethmarks showing)

and a Buff Puff Body Rub (completely new, but rather elderly).

Further prizes will be welcome.

[xstitcher]

I have a loo roll borrowed from the Tower of London with "Government Property" stamped on each sheet....that is from when I was young and wild.

[alexanderd]

Good evening my lady, scavenging all done I see welcome back. The last few weeks have been rather quiet but matron has done a wonderful job of hostessering in your absence

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much, Xstitcher....that will be a most welcome addition.
Are you sure you want to part with it ?
It may be an antique by now.
Also, was it not treason to remove it ?

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady, I have just finished a tray of my new tailcocks 'Fibonacci Frappe'

[ladyalex]

Hello alexanderd. So nice to see you again.
I'm sure that Mamyalynne has covered well in my absence,
Have you done the moat etc as usual ?

[ttfn]

Welcome back milady indeed. Pity you had to mention ' bosom' though - has mamya been snitching already? My doggy bag tonight has some goose fat, some used postage stamps and a bycycle hooter.

[alexanderd]

yus mulady. was voted employee of the week last week have got my speech ready, will just go and fetch it

[ladyalex]

Oh, a cruel blow, Matron. Cannot get away with anything here, can I ?


Mind you , I approve of the Fibonnacci idea.....first one, then another , then 2 at a time, then 3 at a time, then 5.....

Thank you for holding the fort.

[Mamyalynne]

I have to say that Petal sends her apologies due to sad circumstances.

[ladyalex]

Ena? Mamyalynne stitching your bosom ?
What has been occurring ?

Alexanderd, I'm sure we won't need a speech.....

[ladyalex]

I saw that from Petal. Sorry to hear she has had sad news.

[xstitcher]

Treason my Lady.......oh dear, off with my head I suppose.

I do feel that I am donating it to a very worthy gathering so be it.

[ttfn]

<Tonight Matthew I am going to be a pawnbrokers sign>
Good evening to xstitcher, alex and mamya. I have brought a large glass to help relieve the problem of half empty bottles tonight. I try to think of everything.

[ladyalex]

What would we do without you , ttfn ?

I'm sure we can intervene on your behalf, Xstitcher.....your head will be safe tonight.

[Mamyalynne]

Glad you approve Milady, evening to everyone else too. For the raffle I have

3 Goose feathers
half pack fig rolls
a used and knotty washing line

[alexanderd]

I have brought 2 oxo cubes a hot water bottle cover and a signed copy of a beatles album (I think i have spelt their names right)

[ladyalex]

Gosh...hope I win the washing line...haven't had one of these for years...just have one of those hurdy gurdy whirling things now.

[ladyalex]

What flavour Oxo ?

[alexanderd]

Dont know just thought someone might like a square meal

[ladyalex]

Boom Boom!