The fish man over the way just knocked on the door and said he hadn't noticed me go out anywhere today so assumed I didn't have lunch (possibly a bit stalkerish but hey) so he brought me a lovely piece of fresh a smoked salmon to feast on.
It's the most delicious thing I've eaten for about a month and as I've been having a crappy day it's really cheered me up. It is sooooo yummy!
What is wrong with some people, a dude you describe as "Stalkerish" so he's not a friend has been watching your movements and then offered you food which you accepted and consumed? I the states a friend of mine accepted a drink in similar circumstances and was sexually assaulted as the drink was laced with roofies and it's only because her dog made so much noise that the assault wasn't worse. Surely your safety is more important then a free feed? I'd be very weary of this dude and if you catch him watching your house or following you call the cops and get an injunction against him. Safety first!