Some animal jokes for all you animal lovers

[JonnyBoy12]

A builder goes in for a fish pedicure. Instead of placing his feet in the water with the fish he throws the whole tub of the top of his house. Why did he do this?

Because they were all Garra Roofer fish!


A lion had just bought a mobile phone but could not make any calls with it. Why was this?

Because he had not got a Sim-ba card!


What kind of snake would you find on a building site?

A boa constructor!

[owdhamer]

A little red indian boy asked his father how children were named, well when your sister was born it was a lovely dawn so she was named lovely dawn wnen your brother was born he was born under a wild tree so he was named wild tree and thats how indian kids wre named two dogs fecking