Badly Received Kelly Brook Ice Cream News

[joggerjayne]

This made me LOL.

Kelly Brook (the "actress" who's never really been in anything) was in Brighton yesterday, and ... she had an ice cream. Emily Walker, a reporter at The Arsegas, made the mistake of running it as a news item.

http://www.theargus.c...on_Brighton_seafront/

The comments from the "appreciative" readers include ...

"Resign Emily, please."

"An awful example of reporting."

"Makes no sense whatsoever."

"We really have plumbed the depths now."

"So a woman eating ice cream is worthy of being reported?"

"This is the laziest news article I have ever read."

"I can hear the bottom of the news barrel being scraped."

"I had to Google her. Another famous person I don't know."

So ... not the best received news article then. Watch today's front page for "Local Non Celebrity Logs On To AnswerBank And Has A Coffee" ... LOL

[tonyav]

Must hae been a slow news day down in Brighton jj.

[joggerjayne]

I think so, tony.

[murraymints]

was it strawberry?....

[joggerjayne]

Looks like vanilla to me.

Triggy ... most people know who she is, but how many people could name anything that she's been in? Not me!

[mccfluff]

the big breakfast
love island
some film with fish

[joggerjayne]

Oh, okay ... sorry ...

I've just got the "strawberry licking" gag.

Bit slow ... duuh me!

[joggerjayne]

"the big breakfast
love island
some film with fish"

Er, okaay.

[mccfluff]

you said most people couldn't name stuff she's been in

i've named stuff

[Postdog]

sod you I want an ice cream NOW!

[LoftyLottie]

Apparently

School For Seduction, Three,Piranha 3D

(But I had to look it up and even though I watched Strictly Come Dancing on occasions which she was on, I wouldn't remember what she looked like and if I passed her on the street eating an icecream I wouldn't even know!!)

[Slapshot]

Now if she was licking ice cream wearing stockings and suspenders that WOULD be newsworthy......depending on what publications you read..;0)

[LoftyLottie]

And I have never heard of any of the films - wonder why!! ;o)

[joggerjayne]

coz they were rubbish?

[LoftyLottie]

Or Blue ? (more likely)

[Old_Geezer]

She's a cracker, it's the way she licks them, and she licks them better.
(It's the pyjamas adding that special something.)

[joggerjayne]

OG ... those are the pyjamas that are not really pyjamas!

=0)

Triggy ... yep, I like Katie. I didn't say I had anything against Kelly B ... but the response to the article has amused me.

[mccfluff]

i think she's gorgeous and see i was right some film with fish - piranha

[shooty]

'The Arsegas' had far more flair, maybe a new vocation for you JJ : )