A Brunette (Blonde)...

[Jemisa]

A blonde was really tired of being called a dumb blonde and really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair dyed brown,she would look like a brunette when she had brown hair, afterwards she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car. Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real colour of your hair, can I have my dog back?"



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[marval]

Oldie but goodie

[starone]

tee-hee. very funny jem.

[tenrec]

Brilliant!

[excelsior-1]

Jemisa strikes again

Ha ha