Ablutions

[Connemmara]

Just a laugh here mind you - can anybody tell me just before you shower - you do your "business in the loo" - then you scour yourself with one of those green scourers majig with fantastic shower gel. Dry your orifices, between your toes etc thoroughly and meticulously and after that - you need to go to the loo again. Cracks me up never mind my ruddy crack that has to be cleaned again.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

It's a storm in a teacup imo Conne.
People on here are ridiculously easily offended for internet veterans.

[Connemmara]

thank you Mojojo - you have quietened me down big time. Am I a boring oul

sh t tho.

[humbersloop]

not so mojo, I really don't think people are shocked by this, it's possible to be embarrassed on someone else's behalf

[Baldric]

Conne, no you're not, I was not offended by your post, but I do think at times you hit submit without checking your posts first to see if they could be taken the wrong way.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

I don't see who gave them that responsibility Sloop but there you go.

[Connemmara]

As I said Baldric - I type the way I talk and have no regrets in submitting "when I feel the time is right" ABBA . Why do you think I have so many friends - that I won't go onto Facebook (another story) but genuinely mean that. But hope you and I are "friends" - loathe having enemies.

[humbersloop]

fair comment mojo ;

♫ ♫ may you never lay your head down without a hand to hold♫ ♫

[237SJ]

"but I do think at times you hit submit without checking your posts first to see if they could be taken the wrong way." How the hell do you take "Cracks me up never mind my ruddy crack that has to be cleaned again" the wrong way?? Seems pretty clear to me. Actually, I know a joke about that but I`d better not post it here because people might have lived a very sheltered life and will throw their hands up in horror and run for the hills, never to return. Night night Conne.

[Baldric]

Conne, no probs,
I'll carry on with postings too boring to reiterate
And you carry on being you!

[Connemmara]

Humbersloop - you were saying people were "embarrassed on someone's behalf" at the posting - sure for Gawd's we don't know each other - maybe if we were all physically friends - then fine take offence - not by ICONS. Goodnight sloopy

[Connemmara]

last but not least - I got 52 replies on ABLUTIONS - more than any of my other postings I submitted - will post more "bad things" hahhaha - good night guys.

[Baldric]

Yeh, goodnight Sloopy, I'm running for the hills, going to take dogs out for 30 mins or so, however I will return, so G'night all!

[Connemmara]

Baldric - please don't run away on my behalf - as if -. Very dangerous to walk dogs this time of night.

[gness]

Night Baldric..watch out for cute pensioners now! ;-) x

[Anto7]

Looking at the posts on the first page, some people are very nasty and bullying, really, as Connemmara was saying "Just a laugh here mind you" There was really no need for you lot to make a laugh out of Connemmara.
I see an ganging up mentality in those posts.

[AlwaysConfused]

It doesn't matter what I do, I always need a wee when I get in the bath!

[Bbbananas]

I got a similar response conn when I said that I wee in the shower......
Tongue in cheek, naturally. ;-)

[RATTER15]

Bbbananas, You wee in the shower!!!! OMG!! :-)