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Vaseline
VASELINE
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young
woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the
product?'
She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'
'We use it for sex.'
The researcher was a little taken back.
'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle
chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people
do
use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so
far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'
We put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.'
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young
woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the
product?'
She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'
'We use it for sex.'
The researcher was a little taken back.
'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle
chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people
do
use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so
far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?'
We put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.'
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