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Falling
In a small town in Texas, the local madam operated a telephone service.
The police finally arrested her and seized her big black book in which her talent was listed.
Each officer on the force was assigned a page of the names in it and told to check them out. After a week, the Chief called a meeting to get their reports.
When it became the turn of Detective Ralph to tell what he had found, he said, "I'm sorry, Chief, but I think I should disqualify myself. One of the ladies on whom I called is a sixty-eight-year old woman. She is so charming that I have to tell you that I have fallen in love with her."
"Look, boy!" exclaimed the Chief. "I sure am surprised at you.
You've been a policeman almost all your life, and here you are, falling for the oldest trick in the book."
The police finally arrested her and seized her big black book in which her talent was listed.
Each officer on the force was assigned a page of the names in it and told to check them out. After a week, the Chief called a meeting to get their reports.
When it became the turn of Detective Ralph to tell what he had found, he said, "I'm sorry, Chief, but I think I should disqualify myself. One of the ladies on whom I called is a sixty-eight-year old woman. She is so charming that I have to tell you that I have fallen in love with her."
"Look, boy!" exclaimed the Chief. "I sure am surprised at you.
You've been a policeman almost all your life, and here you are, falling for the oldest trick in the book."
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