would you? could you? ladies (and men if it floats your boat)

[unruliejulie]

I had a laugh at work today when i saw a little bit of paper that had been pushed through the door advertising a massage in the comfort of your own home, didn't really read it and didn't take too much notice of it either,anyway i went back to it later, caught the name Dave so this got me reading further. It said,
"enjoy a massage in the privacy of your own home, extras available upon request , very clean and very discreet. Also naked cleaning service available call Dave on ************!!!!!!! Now i work in a respectable village and was quite taken aback by this! I had tears rolling down my face (as i took his number lol)
Ladies, could you ever have a naked man dusting your ornaments for you??????? where would you look when he bent over to sweep the kitchen floor??? Im still laughing at the womans face who works with us, shes 72!!! LOL mind you, i could swear i saw her slip the piece of paper in her handbag as she was leaving!!!!!!

[4getmenot]

what dont you have one then unrulie? I do

[cazzz1975]

ewww, and in honesty most men are lousy cleaners, I would probably spend the time moaning at him for missing out stuff.

not to mention his jangly bits swinging about all over the place and his dimply white skin eewwww!!

[unruliejulie]

not at the mo 4get, do it all myself! What a fool, if only i had known about this sooner!!!!!! lol

[Skreecheeboy]

I bet he's gay!

[cazzz1975]

I bet he sweeps the dirt under the rug and ignores the dusting...

[4getmenot]

you're just jelous skreech

[unruliejulie]

caz, who cares?????????lol

[Skreecheeboy]

Jealous of what? Women don't need to go to prostitutes, fact! I'm telling you he's gay!

[4getmenot]

who said he's having sex with them??? he's just cleaning naked

[unruliejulie]

4get, he offers hidden extras and is very clean and discreet, i think that means seX!

[missyR]

I have a male friend who says his cousin hired a naked woman to do his cleaning, but she turned up in a bikini! Defeats the object doesn't it?

[cazzz1975]

I know a woman who went to a male escort, she booked him every week and had sex thrown in (for a price)

she was also married but her husband had no idea

[Skreecheeboy]

Of course he does, it's a massage with "a happy ending" obviously a rent boy.

[cazzz1975]

I would pay for a male naked cleaner if he looked like robbie williams

[unruliejulie]

Oh, forgot the say, as an added bonus, the first visit was free!!!! I bet that was only for the cleaning though not a bit of the other!

[Skreecheeboy]

Really Cazz? Was she a total munter or was she just in an unhappy relationship with a ridiculous allowance?

[Skreecheeboy]

I'm brilliant at cleaning and I can also cook and do all sorts of wonderful hetro things naked if any of you girls are interested? I have a scar on my eye like robbie does but my hairs a good bit longer and I'm also taller and handsomer....

[cazzz1975]

on the face of it they seemed quite happy, both worked stupid hours, she wasnt a munter though, quite glamourous actually! she could have pulled a nice looking bloke

[pussnboots]

You can get a naked cleaner on ebay starting bid 1p.

[missyR]

No wayyy!