My Gary says I am too tall

[blondebird]

Should I find a smaller BF?

[blondebird]

The taller one? Oh I spotted him coming out of the police station, he was head and shoulders above everyone else.

[dippiblonde]

Oh so he's got dandruff then Blondebird, shame that.

[blondebird]

No I don't think he is from there he has been there though when he went to pick up his Mum and Dad, they live there

[blondebird]

No he hasn't now, he's an Arsenal fan though

[doziblonde]

I live in Essex too!

[dippiblonde]

So he wasn't born there, must be another Gary I'm thinking of then. Does his second name being with an S by any chance.

[blondebird]

Well my BF doesn't he lives here but he did go to Essex once did you meet him, he is short and wears a blue T shirt

[blondebird]

Surname begins with S yes.

[doziblonde]

Maybe Katie knows him?

[dippiblonde]

No not his surname, his second name.

[blondebird]

He says he knows her

[dippiblonde]

Well thats just downright rude, she's only 14. Blondie you need to get your Gary to one side.

[blondebird]

He only has one name i feel sorry cos his brother is called gary too

[dippiblonde]

Blondebird, hope you don't mind me calling you Blondie that Blondbird is a lonest word for me to type.

[blondebird]

Or is his brother called something else? I think his brother is called Gavin actually I was concussed again then

[dippiblonde]

Well my Dave has a brother called Davide, he said it was Scottish.

[blondebird]

Is David Scottish too or just his brother Davide

[doziblonde]

My boyfriend's called Stevie.

[blondebird]

How tall is stevie then? Is he Scottish too?

[doziblonde]

Nope, he's from Newcastle.