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nose hair ..................
How do you tell someone they have nose hair and everyone can see it very clearly in daylight?? I know someone (large person, big boned/big nosed) with flared nostrils (not her fault) and coz of its shape, you can see up her nose from a long distance away, the nose hair being the most conspicuous part of her face (eek)!!... how do I tell her about her nasal hair problem??
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I dunno, she seems lazy and careless about her looks and body (if you saw her, you'd know).... so maybe she hasnt noticed it yet, or maybe she likes grossing people out?Could i say something like '' got a rosebush stuck up your nose or something?" or maybe "your nose must get real itchy sometimes....?"
I have a friend whom I care very much about. She�s actually quite pretty. She�s in public life, however, I don�t feel it appropriate to say where. The challenge for me was that she sports on her chin this lone, deeply routed black hair, that grows like a sunflower in an empty field. In time I began obsessing about the hair. I fantasised about sneaking up on her with tweezers and extricating the darn thing. And no matter how I tried, whenever we would be seated across from one another I found my eyes drifting downwards to that hair! Oh the agony! One summer day, when we were sitting in the midst of a field, chatting about general world concerns, I brazenly summoned up the courage to ask her about �the hair.� �Jane, (not her real name), I�ve wanted to ask you something deeply personal for a long time and I don�t wish you to take offence.� You know you can say anything to me, silly,� was her reply. I mentioned that I �noticed� she had a lone hair growing from her chin and wondered whether it bothered her.
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She looked at me as if I had gone barking mad. �Of course I know it�s there!� she said, with a stunned look on her face. �Why, does it bother you or something?� Oh, how quickly the table had turned. I stuttered for a moment and then summoned up the courage to say �you have such a lovely smooth complexion. I just wondered if it ever bothered you.� Her response had the weight of bricks. �Of course not. This is how I was made and this is how I am. If someone doesn�t like me for me, then they really aren�t my friend, are they?� I felt millimetres small but I learned a powerful message from that simple exchange. Today, there are still times when I want to warn her that �the darn thing� is becoming so long I�m afraid it�s going to get tangled up in her bowl of soup, or worse caught in one of her blouse buttons, but I now know to be a bit more patient, and accepting, and polite! And as I reflected on the experience so many times, I came to realise that she, just like the rest of us, owns a mirror. And if she�s happy with who she is, then who are we to change her.
She looked at me as if I had gone barking mad. �Of course I know it�s there!� she said, with a stunned look on her face. �Why, does it bother you or something?� Oh, how quickly the table had turned. I stuttered for a moment and then summoned up the courage to say �you have such a lovely smooth complexion. I just wondered if it ever bothered you.� Her response had the weight of bricks. �Of course not. This is how I was made and this is how I am. If someone doesn�t like me for me, then they really aren�t my friend, are they?� I felt millimetres small but I learned a powerful message from that simple exchange. Today, there are still times when I want to warn her that �the darn thing� is becoming so long I�m afraid it�s going to get tangled up in her bowl of soup, or worse caught in one of her blouse buttons, but I now know to be a bit more patient, and accepting, and polite! And as I reflected on the experience so many times, I came to realise that she, just like the rest of us, owns a mirror. And if she�s happy with who she is, then who are we to change her.
I told the fatgirl about her nosehair, and at first she was ok and pretended it was nothing..... then a few mins later, she went to the washroom and i heard she had an epilectic fit and had fainted in there while staring in the mirror......
She's in the hospital now, recovering slowly, so its been nice here at work not having to stare at nosehair for a couple of days...... i just hope she plucks them before she returns to work.
She's in the hospital now, recovering slowly, so its been nice here at work not having to stare at nosehair for a couple of days...... i just hope she plucks them before she returns to work.
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blu3wave, my sweet, the answer to your question is very simple.
If she is a friend of yours you wouldn't refer to her as you have.
Therefore I assume she is not a friend, just an accquaintance.
Therefore why are you bothered??
I'm sure you'll reply saying 'because she's fat and disgusts me' or something similar.
Your problem not hers darling.
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blu3wave, my sweet, the answer to your question is very simple.
If she is a friend of yours you wouldn't refer to her as you have.
Therefore I assume she is not a friend, just an accquaintance.
Therefore why are you bothered??
I'm sure you'll reply saying 'because she's fat and disgusts me' or something similar.
Your problem not hers darling.
