You won't get a hair removal cream to take away everything without it irritating - been there and done that.
Poison, have a look through your yellow pages for beauticians in your area that do 'Lycon' waxing. For years I've been going hollywood with hot wax and strips and, unlike the underarm and leg area, it was always painful.
I found a beautician that used this kind of wax and I'm astounded at the difference, I didn't find the lycon waxing system painful at all.
OMG .... what a weirdoooo......this sounds like torture and can do you a lot of harm! You certainly wont be able to 'please' Mr Ivy on his birthday after your treatment!
If ur man asks you to do this for him.....tell him to do it to himself first!
going to be sexualist here but have you thought about your hubby or boyfriend doing it i mean the lines you want taken out are not serious surely and it would be quite a sensual feeling for you both to enjoy after all my wife and i do it all the time and we have fun aswell
Please do not let your partner do it, the beauticians are trained to knopw exactly what they are doing in that area, it's not like waxing your own legs or underarms at all.
There is no hair removal cream that will be safe to use in ALL the nooks and crannies.