Ladies this is for you...have men no sense of direction either

[scotgal]

This evening hubby came home from footie dejected (his team and Scotland lost today) and he was clearly the worse for wear. Not to worry I fed him watered him and he promptly fell asleep. Some time later he awoke clearly in need of the toilet and proceeded to the front door...!?? I guided him to the bathroom. Now I have to tell you that it is many years since he p**d in an inappropriate place - what I want to know is has your chap ever p**d in an inappropriate place and where was it? Go on let's have a laugh! And any fella out there who wants to get it off his chest...........

[weeal]

Urggh why is it always men who do this, when I was young )a while ago) my boyfriend peed in my wardrobe all over my shoes !!!
then much later I married a guy who walked out the front door naked to pee

whats it all about eh

[Ice.Maiden]

ROFL. Can't wait to hear some of these scotgal. No - my husband's always behaved properly, but I haven't. I've done it in a drawer - and a wheelie bin!! : )

[weeal]

pmsl Icey, I thought it was just the blokes who did that lol

[puddicat]

my ex father in law peed in the wardrobe!!!

[scotgal]

Don't know weeal but as I said years ago my husband did this-his mates took him out to wet our first born's head and he got so drunk he p**d in the fireplace!!! So here was I feeding the baby and .....

[Ice.Maiden]

I have an intolerance to alcohol now weeal - but when I was at my drinking best, I was terrible!

[mrs.chappie]

Ice, how did you get your ar*e high enough to reach the top of a wheelie bin?

[weeal]

the fireplace! lol

ooh Im glad I dont drink much haha

[scotgal]

Icey I'm curious-a wheelie bin? Have you long legs or what?

[20SilkCut]

a very drunken ex long ago peed in a plant pot one nite and on another occasion opened a drawer in the kitchen and did it in there.......he was got rid of soon afterwards...good riddance!!! Why do they do these things...its beyond me.

[scotgal]

I wouldn't have minded weeal but the fire wasn't lit!

[Ice.Maiden]

Actually - that misdemeanour was my most "recent", if you like! Long story, but I was completely out of it, and couldn't find my way to the loo. Went round the side of this house, saw the bin, and thought....ahhhh, that'll do! I climbed up some paving slabs which were piled up next to it - and not only pee'd in the bin - but fell into it! I was sprawled out on the path, dress up to my armpits, when my father-in-law arrived. I was so embarrassed. : (

[weeal]

Still waiting to hear bout the wheelie bin lol

I made my husband clean up after he peed one night and it was at the side of the bed, it was like rubbing a puppys nose in it, he was black affronted

[Ice.Maiden]

You've got it weeal!

[scotgal]

That sounds like a north east expression weeal "black affronted" is it?

[weeal]

pure glaswegian it is scotgal !!

[weeal]

tho Im now up in Perth

[scotgal]

Oh well we speak the same language then - there's a relief. But come on ladies there must be more stories here and have you noticed not one male reply here?

[Ice.Maiden]

I don't know - is 20SilkCut male? It was a funny tale, anyway!

[20SilkCut]

....the men are maybe havin a pee.....somewhere...where??? lol