multi questions

[oldgrape]

why is a lap called a lap (i.e i sat on santas lap)

why do some people call horses gg's

why don't we celebrate halloween as much as americans

who decided what side of the road we drive on

why do whales fins flop when there kept captive

what's the point in smokers tooth paste if it removes more stains then why don't they put it in normal tooth paste

[oldgrape]

p.s

why don't men shave there arm pits as well?

what's the point in faxes anymore?

can fish communicate?

[ChuckFickens]

1> gawd knows... it just is

2> I reckon because gee is a term used to get a horse moving

3> Americans are just over the top with everything

4> years ago it was to do with passing horses going the other way on the side away from the sword arm for safety.

5> not enough exercise and possibly to do with the lack of really deep sea diving.

6> yeah agree... why would you buy the toothpaste that doesn't remove quite as many stains

7> would you want us to shave our pits?

8> some compinies still will not accept emailed orders etc... why I don't know!!

9> with each other yes, with you and me, probably not... but if I turn out to be wrong it may be the end of the world as we know it

[theonlyone]

Don't know and don't care
as i've better things to think
about .....
but if no one smoked they wouldn't
sell smokers toothpaste ..which is
very abrasive ...

[legend.isgod]

Where is village vicar grapey ?
I remember you saying youd spoken to him on the phone .
Where is he ?



D T H ?

[dustypuss]

lap

better than saying come sit on Sant's crotch

IE hello little girl come sit on Santa's crotch and we will talk about the first thing that pops up

[oldgrape]

havn't spoke to v v since xmas