Dried faeces in my ear

[theonelungy]

When my colostomy bag exploded all over myself covering me in my own excrement a little bit went in my ear lobe. I have been trying to pick it out but it just goes in even further. Oh how bad I smell and disgusting I look sat here. Hairless, only 2 teath and covered from head to stump in my own faeses. Help me I am so depressed.

[Ethel]

Oh what a shame!

You managed to spell faeces right only once it that.

You must do better

[dot.hawkes]

Don't worry at least with one lung you can't breath deeply enough to really smell how bad it is. Look on the bright side......... errrmmm......

[Ethel]

I hope what he says is true because he is obviously incapable of wiping his own backside.

Poor devil

[puss_boots]

heehee your such a tease lungy.

[The Builder]

You know the Doc's shocked, when he has to reach for another black pudding baguette.................... :o)

[theonelungy]

If I go out in public people vomit as soon as they lay there eyes on me. I really cant blame them. Especially if they smell my hideous odour. I once asked a lady walking past if she could help me and pick a maggot out of my bottom because it was tickling me. She called the police but they wouldnt even come close to me. Im so alone.

[Drisgirl]

Alone in HK -what a shame try being alone in say London.

[grivitate]

oh ffs dris. wat next? threats of violence? it wouldnt suprise me if u were lungy

[wiffey]

Lots of people who used to post on here, don't anymore. Scum like you are a part of the reason. You think this is FUNNY? No, it is utterly revolting. Add to that an Editor who seems to think that banning somebody is a light-hearted thing, and you are left with a site inhabited only by lego, knobby, and this foul piece of subhuman crap.

[Drisgirl]

Gravy you are quite simply bonkers (and so am I boom boom lol)

I have the screenshot which clearly shows you cloned me as Drisgirl and were also the lungy character -as ive said before -schoolboy error.

Now go and have some fun x

[zzxxee]

here we go again lungys obsession with poo how old are you 7???????????? why are you such a loser do you have no friends or social life??????????/

[zzxxee]

i agree wiffey it makes a good idea like anserbank now seem a joke come on ed sort it out NOW....................

[Drisgirl]

How many have reported it tho-I post just to get my oar in but I also report it afterwards.

He waits intil a Friday night and then knows he has free reign the whole weekend -just report the fool.

[wiffey]

No point in reporting it, better to leave it stinking in public.

There were once some class acts on here - Joshie (God bless her xxx), Marge, Ruskie, but now it's just crap.

[daniela31]

What I can't understand about your posts is why you think anyone is interested?

[smudge]

Just tuned in, only to find that there are still silly, time wasting threads like this one still being posted.

I hope to God (if there is one), that you never have to have a colostomy bag fitted. I've no experience of having one myself, but know of a teenager who did. It's wasn't at all pleasant for him, but more importantly, wasn't a laughing matter.

Grow up & clear off.