I'm not being funny Puppypoo, ********* or whatever you like to call yourself here. I know it's not just me who finds you highly irritating, it is, in fact, everyone who replies to your daft posts.
On that basis, you should probably consider that you are INDEED very irritating, offensive, crude and somewhat simple. Perhaps you should think about how you approach people here. Just because you are posting something online, does not mean you can be obscene.
Also, why do you keep mentioning your "girlfriend" is Chinese? What is the relevance of her race? isn't the fact that she is human enough for you, sounds like inverted racism to me.