At the shires having a nice sunday roast and a pint of the finest dorado euros can buy. I glance to the next door bar. Sitting at a table is a woamn and her hunny im guessing. She was late 40s by the amount of lines on her face . And the crows feet there suggested shed been trambled by a murder of them.
Anyways my glance moved to her hair
A picassoesque feture on top iof her head.
Now it started off bottle bleach white blonde on the top 60%
then there was 20% which was dyed jet black and at the botttom was 20% that was pillar box red.
Add to that a bright pink BABE t-shirt and to finish it off a pair of shorts so far up her arse that they couldve been chharged with attempte bugggery.
Now is this normal for a woman from the uk , oh she had one of them reet gid yoarkshirecester accents too.
lol
Do women in their late 40s always look like theyve dressed in their grand-daughters clothes?
Or is she maybe going thru a zandra rhodes types life crisis?
And hasve you spotted this TRENDY hairdo in the uk yet?
Well....I have certainly seen the stripped,and bleached top with mahagony/black look down here. Seems all ages wear it......even my lovely daughter did at one time. She has now grown up and knows better.
Maybe the woman inquestion was having a go at a second teen-hood??
Oh you narna - stop criticising people! Would've been worse if the poor woman'd gone for the regulation perm and the knee-length skirts, wouldn't it! : )