Right then, todays inane question as a vain attempt to avoid studying 'womens problems' and all that jazz

[bobjugs12]

Ok then.
If there was no cost, no risk, and no scars, what would you have plastic surgery to change about yourself?

Ladies, would you aim for the bigger boozwams, or would you fancy bum implants for the J-Lo look?
Gents, do you fancy exchanging your earthworm for an anaconda, or pec's like David Hasslehoff?

[lardhelmet]

Nose job - or as you say in the medical lot - rhinoplasty? Is that the right word Bob?

[poodicat]

Maybe a tummy tuck,and some facial work

[bobjugs12]

No idea if thats the right word lard. I deal in pre-hospital medical and trauma care lol

[welshlibranr]

I would have none of it! I intend to grow old disgracefully without the aid of surgery!.....................

[lardhelmet]

Sorry for mistaking you for Dr Kildare

[rowanwitch]

Boob reduction, and lots of liposuction...in fact cant I just have a body transplant

[poodicat]

But you my little welsh teacake dont need any...

[NoMercy]

I don't need any work yet. I still look 18.

Ahem.

[boxtops]

If you can arrange for me to lose 3 stone with no flabby bits afterwards, I probably wouldn't do it, but I ought to think about it.

[bobjugs12]

NoM, I would have said about 25ish








Although thats a very big 'ish' ;-)
xxx

[NoMercy]

Hmmm... I'm sure there was a compliment in there somewhere...

[welshlibranr]

Hi poodi, well that's a matter of opinion! but I feel good, and that's all that matters to me..................wouldn't have surgery!..........Do't do unnecessary pain!................

[Barmaid]

Nope, wouldn't have plastic surgery7 at all. I really don't need bigger "boozwams" and I already have the J-Lo look. Could do with losing a couple of pounds off the thighs and tunny, but nothing that a few months off the vino wouldn't cure.

[Barmaid]

Tunny = tummy. Perhaps I should give up the pinot now.

[poodicat]

I have just rejoined the gym,finding it slight easier than expected,but still have to put loads of effort in..

[hippyhoppy]

Boob down job, tummy tuck (or lipo), strech mark removal, leg extenders, natural blonde hair, perfect pearlies... could go on.. but I've bored myself!!

[welshlibranr]

Good for you Barmaid, while you're having surgery on one bit of your body the other bits are showing your real age! so there's no point in my view!...................

[karenmac60]

I'd have it all sucked out of my middle and pumped back into the appropriate 'womanly' places :)

[bobjugs12]

To the dearest NoMercy,

There was a compliment in there. Trust me my darling

Love, Hugs and Kisses,
Bobjugs
xxx

[mazie]

Nope, I like this growing old....it's comfortable. I'd like to be a size 12 instead of a size 13, I hate the inbetween sizes....So, I either have to eat more Ice Cream to be a 14 or eat less and be a size 12.......