Handy Hint of the Day

[Messalina]

When removing your waterproof mascara, make sure that you don't get your blue coloured remover mixed up with a bottle of blue Listerine. Although the Listerine did get rid of the mascara fairly quickly......

[Bbbananas]

Your eyelashes will smell very minty - not a trace of eyelash halitosis....

[NoMercy]

I should imagine it all but disolved your retina too.

[mccfluff]

ouch!

[ummmm]

Handy if you're into 'eyeball licking'

[NoMercy]

Isn't that how you bagged your intended, Ummmm?

[ummmm]

It helped. It became a big joke...whenever we met we licked eyeballs, whilst our other mates pecked each other on the cheek :-)

[Messalina]

I'm wondering if the make up remover will work as mouth wash. My retinas are ok, I stuck my head in a sink full of cold water. That cat was fascinated by it all.

[snags]

That'll teach you to wear mascara. Hussy. Jezebel. Trollop.

;-p

[snags]

Floozy...

[Messalina]

I wish........

[Bbbananas]

Do the same to the cat - that'll stop it staring and laughing....