This could hurt...

[wildwood]

Paddy: "Your new secretary is very sexy..."

Seamus: "Thanks! She's actually a robot, named Doreen ... If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. Will work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no dental......

I'll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is".

Next day, Paddy called Seamus from the hospital & shouted:

"Seamus… You bastard! You didn't tell me that the hole between Doreen's legs is a Pencil Sharpener..."

[fredkins]

Not sure if I really think that Is funny.

[LochNessMonster]

Left him with a wee chopper ?

[flump1]

lol