Colonoscopy

[oldmisery]

Being nervous and embarrassed about my up and comming colonoscopy, on a recommendation I decided to have it done whilst visiting friends in San Francisco. Where, I am told, the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accomodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began the procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I told the nurse.

" No, but I have," replied the nurse.

Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco!!!

[pdq1]

Its a good job you didn't have a cystoscopy where they put a camera into another part of anatomy, the penis to look inside the bladder. I swear to this day I thought the urologist was hoping for an erection after fondling it before inserting the camera.