B***** Genies!!

[RATTER15]

A guy is walking along the beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two genies appear and tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the genies disappear. The next thing the guy knows he’s in a bedroom in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. The makes love to them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft beneath his feet. He looks down and the floor is covered in £50.00 notes.
Then there is a knock at the door and standing there are the two genies. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead.
As the genies walk off, one genie turns to the other and says to the other one “hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in this big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire, but to be hung like a black man is beyond me”.

[Sqad]

Another....LOL....you are on fire today RATTER...........a lie in with Carakeel?

[whistonian]

Brilliant Ratter.

[RATTER15]

A lie in?!
I dont do lie ins, up and out with the hounds as usual.

[Sqad]

RATTER..."lie in"....you know......a euphemism for.........well...you know!

[RATTER15]

Sqad, at that time of the morning, im not 21 anymore!!!, like I said //up and out with the hounds as usual.//

[Old_Geezer]

That's no way to describe your harem !!!!!

[RATTER15]

Old_Geezer, you havent met them!! ones a right *** and other two are real dogs!

[RATTER15]

**** B!.tch

[flump1]

LOL good one Ratter.