A couple I knew were expecting a baby girl, and we're trying to think of names. Chardonnay, Harmony, Kayleigh and all the other usual suspects had been suggested. 'What about Chlamydia?' I suggested. They seriously thought about it.
Just wondering what the 'grossly overweight and tattooed girl' has to do with the name of the child, spose it could add that touch of ambience to your statement lol.
I once had a friend named Mercedes.....I so wanted her to marry someone called.....Morris...or Austin.....and have lots of little minis with car names...☺
Gness...a friend elsewhere has suggested it would be great if she married the footballer Mark Viduka.....*shrugs...no, I haven't got a clue who he is either..* ;)