Hypothermia

[Patsy33]

Sad news... the managing director of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trecking across the Antartic.
Paramedics said he could have done with another coat...:).

[zebo]

Any negligence will be glossed over.

[jno]

oh dear, a brush with danger

[-Talbot-]

His wife was overcome with emulsion.

[Quoi]

The MD's name was Matt Black

[Patsy33]

Found with just an undercoat. His colour was awful, cool blue.

[dannyk13]

Obviously he wasn't very well primed before embarking on his trip.

[Patsy33]

True Danny, he looked off white....

[melv16]

He's now one shade of grey.

[Patsy33]

He looked all cracked and dry....