71 Yrs. Old Sperm Count.............

[Shaglene]

A 71-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 71-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing' Then I asked my wife for help.

She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing ...'

The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor?

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

Sad to grow old!!

[Mamyalynne]

When did they move or is it the neighbour from the other house? ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

ooops ^

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1442516.html

[Shaglene]

I've got a habit of repeating. I think should be the one visiting the doctor.............

[Mamyalynne]

It's still comical - tried bicarb?

[Spicerack]

Come again if you want to.

[Voltage]

There's always a twist to shag tales

[Bazile]

What i wanna know is how mamy knew about that one posted in 2015

I thought it might have shown in related questions .

Was it one that you noted in your 'must use at some time dinner party book' :-)

[Voltage]

Mamya was the neighbour....lol ;-)