Oh Does It Again!

[Caran]

He has been on holiday in Spain since a week last Sunday.
According to my calendar he has written he will be home about midnight tomorrow. He wrote out for me a detailed itinerary, I was looking at it tonight and realised he has made a mistake. He's not due home until midnight Thursday. I've emailed him and asked him to sort it. He admits he has dropped a clanger and will not be home for another day.
It's our U3A monthly meeting on Thursday and we organise the raffle, I've now got to find someone to help me with the selling of the tickets.
Never mind I'm sure I'll cope.
There is always something though with him. He had problems walking, his foot had swollen and he was in a lot of pain. Went to a pharmacists, he looked and said you need a doctor. He arranged him a local appointment.
Apparently he had an ingrowing toenail, so he picked at it until it wasn't ingrowing anymore but managed to get an infection in it. Doctor has now put him on penicillin.
He isn't safe to be let loose on his own!

[Smowball]

Lol. Did you not want to go away with him?

[Barmaid]

Heck no, Smow. With a record like that she was looking forwards to a week of peace!

[Smowball]

Oh lol!

[marval]

Oh dear, I hope he gets home alright, and that you get help on Thursday.

[Caran]

Definitely not Smow! He goes on his own every year. I treat it like a holiday for me, doing all sorts of jobs.
I've really enjoyed myself, I know it sounds daft but I made a list of all the jobs that needed doing. I've shampooed all the carpets and rugs downstairs.
I've been busy every day, also I eat what I want when I want. Always make the effort to diet a bit too.

[Smowball]

Does he go alone? I must confess that when Mr Smow has to stay away on business I quite like it - I don’t have to have dinner ready for him, I get the remote, and I can put both fans on in the bedroom as I like a cold bedroom and he doesn’t. (Off to look at where I can send him away for a week...... ;)

[Barmaid]

Yep. I quite like it when Mr BM is away. I miss him but I'm happy to do my own thing for a week.

[Smowball]

Absence makes the heart etc etc........

[Mamyalynne]

It's never a proper holiday for him without a mishap or two Caran is it?

[Caran]

Definitely not Mamya. I can't fully relax until he is home safely though.