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Diagnosis Time - For Men.

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DTCwordfan | 07:18 Wed 06th Nov 2019 | Jokes
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There’s a simplified urine test that’s been developed for general diagnostics for we men.

One should go out in the garden and have a pee.

If ants gather around the puddle, then, I’m afraid, it’s Diabetes.

If one pees on your shoes, then it’s a Prostate problem.

If it smells of a barbecue, it’s a Cholesterol problem.

If when one shakes it and the wrist hurts, then it’s Osteoarthritis.

If one walks back inside the house with it hanging out of the pants, then it’s Alzheimer’s.
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Lol!
If you can't find it then it's too cold out there.
If your slippers are wet you need viagra. :-(
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as rowan added in GMEB, if you poo in the garden and the birds start gathering around it, you have a worms problem.
Must freezing here, then, mamya.... I've been looking for ages :-)
I'm free...


On a good day maybe even four!
;-) xx

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