Ending Lockdown

[brainiac]

Medical experts were asked if it is time to ease the lockdown.

Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and Pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were *** off at the whole idea.

Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a*sholes.

[shoota]

The chiropodists think that is corny...

[Mamyalynne]

Orthodontists are bracing themselves.

[retrocop]

Escapologists are now free of it.

[jennyjoan]

And Brianiac has got a brain.

[zebo]

Bet the chiropodists' solution will nail it.

[JimF]

Undertakers were keen on it.

[tamborine]

Hairdressers cropped the lot.

[Peter Pedant]

the child psychiatrists couldnt decide
'gone to dindins - back at fwee'

the paediatricians thought the whole thing was childish

[Peter Pedant]

ophthalmologists and oculists were unanimous
keep an eye on the situation

The fire brigade wanted to fire the whole Brigade of whitehall pen pushers

the ENT surgeons couldnt hear the question were sniffy at it anyway and replied in a small think voice no one could hear

the orthopods wondered what the effect would be on their private practice

[Peter Pedant]

Lock down - the police surgeons thought it should be 'lock up'

[aelmpvw]

the procrastinators haven't made their minds up yet

[Ken4155]

Apparently, ENT and ER weren't asked to enter the discussion.

[Peter Pedant]

ER - casualty said make sure the NHS isnt a casualty

did the bottom doctors say " we will need to scope the extent of this" ?

[Peter Pedant]

the by pass techs said - "my god the NHS is still on by pass from the first wave!""

[Peter Pedant]

old age psychiatrists - in our opinion it is not too late to do it

[Deskdiary]

Homeopathist’s think it can be done holistically, even though their ‘cure’ has never cured anything.

[Patsy33]

Bakers thought it ' a piece of cake...