its a man thing.....

[monkeemayhem]

After many discussions with my girlfriends, Ive put together a small list (feel free to add ladies!!) of annoying and weird stuff our husbands do, anyone else have the same experiences??
1. Tell a man an item they're looking for is in the drawer- they'll open the drawer and if the item is not right in front of them, they'll say its not there.

2. ask a man to empty the bin and they will NEVER replace the bin with a new bin liner (but still put the lid back on)

3. NEVER puts a new toilet roll on the holder after they've finished the old one.

4. Always want sex when you feel a) Knackered b) ugly c) fat d) just started your period

5. Miraculously never hearing the baby cry in the middle of the night and waking up fresh faced (& probably wanting sex) in the morning while you feel like death warmed up.

6. You can set a watch by a mans bowel movements, 8.25am every day whether you're in the shower or not.

7. The inability to smell their own foot odour.

8. they never remember their mothers/father/brothers/etc birthday and leave it to you to a) remember b) buy the gift c) wrap the gift d) put him in the car with the gift and send them to see the person.

9. they have NEVER EVER EVER driven badly, parked rubbish or got lost.

10. TIME. "Not long" to a woman is an hour, maybe 2 at a push, to a man not long = 5hrs+
ie "just nipping out to the pub to see Rob, won't be long"

[H0merSimpson]

Now there's an original list. Nobody's ever thought of those things before have they?

So why do you put up with us then? It can only be one of two things, but probably both.

1. You're madly in love with your man.

2. You're madly in love with your mans' money.

I'm madly in love with Dot Hawkes. She can make the world my lobster.

[monkeemayhem]

homer simpson- how apt- the worlds most well known stupid man to be the first to leave a reply.

[twain11]

I think it's great that you find these things annoying, i will do them even more now.

[steviep165]

he's exactly right though. have you actually met any modern men?

[monkeemayhem]

oh dear, have I upset the men folk?

[CrazyDaisy80]

I do find it funny what annoys People on here!!

If a Man had Posted something similar I wonder if the Women would have jumped all over it?!

And she wasn't saying she didn't think Men ever did anything good, she was just saying what annoyed her.

Perhaps her Good Things List would be longer, you don't know!!!!

[steviep165]

the AB W.I turn up every night crazydaisy with a "why men are pigs/useless etc etc etc " thread. maybe we're just sick to death of it.

[dot.hawkes]

hooooooooooooommmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr where u been?

[dot.hawkes]

And steve loves the WI threads he finds them so educational lol

[twain11]

You haven't upset me in the slightest monkee, it's just that feedback is good, we need to know what buttons to press harder.

[chrissiekins]

Lol Monkee... agree with all of the above, PLUS:

As soon as they get home the empty the contents of their pockets EVERYWHERE

They play with their b*lls all the time, quoting "they're uncomfortable" everytime you tut disapprovingly.

Wind-passing. Both ends. All the time.

Why do we put up with it, I dunno...;o)

[monkeemayhem]

i never said men where pigs or useless, i am merely making a few observations. if it annoys you stevie, don't reply to it, go to the next question.

[steviep165]

so either get over it or divorce him chrissiekins

[CrazyDaisy80]

Maybe Men should Start to Post why Women annoy them and redress the Balance?!?!?!

[twain11]

Nah let the birds squawk away, i love the fire.

[H0merSimpson]

Ooooooooooooo! Thank you monkee! I'm recognised as the most well known something! Woo Hoo!

Hello Dot. I bet you look gorgeous tonight honey. How about sharing a Duffs beer with one of the most well known men?

I just love compliments. They make the French Fries taste better.

[Hellion]

One of my man's endearing features is he never opens curtains all the way, just a two foot gap in the middle.

[monkeemayhem]

homer simpson, has to pretend to be a cartoon character so he can use someone elses clever humour and use it to try to make himself look witty. dull.

[twain11]

Hahaha, don't bite Monkee

[chrissiekins]

Jeeeez, there are some sensitive souls out there!

What's wrong with a little humour on here - Monkee's just making a social observation with her tongue firmly in her cheek.
We're just sharing experiences for god's sake, get over it boys...

It doesn't mean we don't love you, come on - keep it in perspective ;oD