Breast implants

[johnlambert]

A guys wife asked him for �2000 so she could have breast implants, her hubby said "no way, anyway they are fine I like them the way they are" she says 'but it will make me happy" so he says "just get some toilet paper and rub it up and down between your breasts once a day"
"how will that make them bigger"? she asked

"fcuk knows" said the husband "but look what it did to your 4rse"

[confused79]

heard it a many times before but a good one.lol

[dorindarasbe]

Thats brill. Made my morning, thankyou.