Alcohol Units.

[Abdulmajid]

If you are within a target weight, have normal blood pressure, can afford to drink, do not become violent, do not drive whilst under ANY influence, never feel the need to have a drink, do not have any liver or kidney issues, are not worried about sperm count etc etc etc

..............are Govt. guidelines for alcohol units really necessary?

I can totally see the point of our nanny state clamping down on smoking, the end of the day you will get cancer and die in a phlegm filled stinking coughing tizzy, but unless you are a raving alcoholic but still exceed the three-four units a day, who cares????

Surely only alkies get scirrosis (sp?) etc, no?

[whiffey]

I agree with you. I am a doctor, as is a close friend of mine, and we are both agreed that a whole bottle of red wine every night is hugely beneficial, but of course the BMA will not allow this to be said. Two bottles is ott, but one is fine.

[randyraven]

I don't drink. Have not got drunk or had a good session for 2 years now. I would say I have a pint of lager about once per month if that. It don't bother me anymore to be honest.

At the age of 42 I had 5 days in a NHS ward , prior to a transfer to go private for another 5 days.
During my stay with the NHS, I would say that 50% of the guys in the ward were their due to drink.
Yes they have paid their NI over the years , so as far as I'm concerned they have more entitlement to treatment , than any other Tom Dick and Harry who rolls up in England for free treatment.
Anyway seeing a chap, aged 50 with a gut the size of a woman who was 7 months pregnant ....all due to a liver problem. nowt they could do him other than try to get rid of the fluid build up in his body. He told me he was a builder an used to drink 5 pints everyday after work.
I felt sorry for his wife and kids...
Would imagine he is long gone now

[Abdulmajid]

I wonder how long an alcoholic would take to answer.

If you can read, the question does really apply to you methinks.

[whiffey]

Good heavens did he mean me lol !!!!

I thought he meant you, ape-face and your tight red bottom.

[randyraven]

~ Surely only alkies get scirrosis (sp?) etc, no? ~

You can also get it from too much fat in your diet.

All fun life aint it !

[randyraven]

You have to giggle ...this labour Goverment and the mess the country and economy is in ...would drive anyone to drink ...then they tell you that even that escape is frowned upon ...ha ha

[Abdulmajid]

But randy raven, you have to remember that this horrible government also favours muslims over decent, non-terrorist white people, and muslims do not drink (or at least shouldn't.

Maybe one more step towards Sharia, put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!

[theonlyone]

You are wrong Joe.. cirriosis of the the liver
is not always due to alcohol ...

[Abdulmajid]

I accept that point, but do "moderate drinkers" get cirriosis which is related to moderate alcohol consumption??

The link is surely extreme measures if that makes sense.

[randyraven]

Sorry I don't follow religion.
I prefer other fictional reading.

Don't need to be told by a super being , how to run my life.

[Abdulmajid]

Actually knobby, my relationship with whiffey is as follows.

We met up in a God awful chav-infested holiday resort where by we compared beer guts and how fact we could eat a kebab.

We then kept in touch and posted loads of drunken hate-fuelled posts to other people who did not conform to our special way of life.

As said, that is beer, kebabs and rough women,

Due to our shared lack of culture and disapproval of anything half decent we really get on well.

Also we spend 17 hours a day on here spouting pro-scotch filth.

Also we text loads of other ABers and instigate harassment warnings.

Me and Whiffey, like two peas in a pod.

[gonzo00]

hey abdul/wardy..i've got a drink here for ya..a pint of battery acid,you f*cking kiddie groping b@stard! lol!

[Abdulmajid]

Hey gonzo/damon.

LOL. Hilarious as ever.

[gonzo00]

damon????
it's just so much fun insulting you that i'm even taking time out of my european trip to do it! so it's a big f*ck you from belgium today and hopefully i'll be able to give you an even bigger f*ck you from france tomorrow..love as always from me:)
ps. i really do wish you were here...you sick piece of sh1t!