My private agony

[topogigo]

I mentioned a while ago that i was having to have a circumcision. Then it was delayed for two months. I had it a week and half ago, under a general, and went home the same night. just as i was getting dressed there was a sudden spurt of blood from me a couple of times, real bad. Still the nurse sent me home.
After a week of swelling that eventually subsided it was apparent something was wrong, i had a massive haematoma (Blood clot) in my goody bag. I urged an appointment Monday morning and they had to operate straight away, or at least until the food i had eaten with their permission had run its course, 6 hours!
They put me under and got it out, but i have a drain in it now which is wholly unpleasant, uncomfortable and messy.
I think they wanted me out first time round because of infection, they rushed me and i have suffered for it. I am not bothered now, it will all heal, but it is a crap way to run things.
Incidentally my son refers to my second operation as "Scrotal Recall"

[B00]

God that sounds horrific! Hope you make a full recovery soon toogigo, still I love your son's name for it, fabulous!

[MrBounty]

Cant say i envy you on that one.

I got the same op a few years ago now - have never looked back......

[topogigo]

When i was told that i must have it done, i said
"It's no skin off my nose!"
I should have bit my tongue that time, trying to be witty, little did i know what was in store for me.

[Rosetta]

oooo OUCH
Hope it improves soon.

[wasp]

was it Moses that said to his maker....Let me get this right
We're the chosen race and you want me to cut 2 inches from the end of my what ?

[topogigo]

Well it is getting better, at one point i would have been picked out as a possible shoplifter in a pumpkin shop.
Plus so many people have had to look at my bits, shocking at my age.

[redcrx]

they took skin off your nose as well!!!????????OMG

actually, Im a girly and even Im whincing at the thought of it. Maybe i wont make Mr CRX have it doen just yet

[Lucy Thomas]

Do we really need to hear about the ins and outs of your bell end?

[MrBounty]

Honestly, folks, the unfortunate incident aside, having this done is well worth it!

Red, Mr CRX would be a happy chappy once healed!

[funnygirl]

Lucy, don't be rotten. His experience could help someone else contemplating the same operation.

And besides, he wants a little sympathy.

I feel for him, as it cannot be a pleasant experience!!!!

[tombrandy]

I can count my self as being fortunate,
I had the op when I was 18months old and I cant remember anthink about it ( great ), My late mother did tell me why, & it was the same symptoms as yours,
Good luck,

[Lucy Thomas]

redcrx. You're not confusing circumcision with vasectomy are you? If not, why would you want Mr. crx circumcised?

[redcrx]

pmsl. so i was, i didnt read the original post properly and did think it was snip! (trying to do 8 thinks at once when we all know women can only manage 7 when one of them is reading)

Ah, no way am i letting Mr CRX have it done, i never see reason unless medically required :)

[Lucy Thomas]

If he wants sympathy then he's come to the wrong place. Maybe he should try childbirth. Three times.

[topogigo]

Lucy has Mother Teresa's job been filled?
And why should i try childbirth, you were obviously unhappy with it, no maternal instincts?

[Lucy Thomas]

Look, until you've done the equivalent of passing out a football then you'll get no sympathy from me about your slight discomfort.

And please explain why I am 'obviously' unhappy with childbirth. This should be an easy task as you seem to know everything about me.

Also I don't know how old you are, but what sort of idiot gets himself circumcised without a valid medical reason. (And to be honest, I don't think there are any.)

[B00]

Lucy- he did say " having to have a circumcision", which would lead us to believe it was for a medical reason. It hardly makes him an idiot.

[cazzz1975]

Lucy, childbirth is natural and not all that bad. get a grip.

hope you are feeling better soon topo

[Richard1966]

Go and see a medical negligence solicitor