I have a current embarrassing dilemma.

[Bbbananas]

Even though it's not exactly heatwave conditions, Keith has his shoes off in the office. My nose started twitching & I thought the nurses had been in the kitchen cooking with parmesan again - then I realised where the offending odour was coming from.

Do I say something? Should I discreetly start sniffing? Do I sit here & hold my nose (that would be awkward, cos it takes me longer to type onehanded).

[daffy654]

Get some of that foot odour spray and just walk over and squirt it on his feet.

[lumination]

just look around a quietly say can you smell that? ah it might be the aircon or something but damn thats a smell!

[rinkins]

Put some orange peel up your nose that should do it

[Barmaid]

Get your lils out - when he objects (if he objects) say you will cover up when he does.

OK, perhaps not. Can you not start a conversation about how you had parmesan on the boat and it smelt like smelly feet on there for 3 days?

[Sqad]

rinkins...LOL

salla"Keith, your feet donarf pong"

[Bbbananas]

All fabulous suggestions.

Daffy - that is discrete and I try to be the soul (or should be sole) of discretion.

Lum - almost as discrete - I might give it a go.

Rins - good idea. Though it might make him sexually aroused - I think secretly that Keith is one of those chaps who 'gets off' by sticking oranges in his mouth and near-hanging himself with his braces.

[Bbbananas]

These are the most helpful answers I think I have ever received on AB - thanks to all of you.

Just popping out to the Spar for a bag of orange >>>>
I've decided to sit here "with my lils out" with orange peel up my nose AND in my ears. When I go for it, I really go for it.....

watch this space :-)

[rinkins]

Now that's an image!

[Sqad]

salla....getting you "Lills "out.....would that be out of your bra cup or not.....important ........to me.

[Bbbananas]

Oh sqad - when I get the Lils out, I mean the whole way baby. Bra is unfastened and discarded, the aforementioned Lils (38c these days) are proud pert and on full frontal display.

Should I keep going?

[Bbbananas]

actually, I lie a little about the 'pert' bit.
I'm 46 and have breastfed two children - what the hell do you expect?

But they sure aint bad considering.

Should I go on?

[Sqad]

salla...that is NOT satisfactory..........I get the Lills out and you just go,,,"Ahhhhhhhhhh"!!!!...OOOooh! sqad..........OK?

[daffy654]

We don't call then lils in our house,they are nellies lol

[craft1948]

When I worked I once had a driver who absolutely reeked of BO........I think it was a medical problem 'cos he always looked clean and smart. I used to have the windows open in the car, but I was once physically sick because of the smell. No-one would tell him about it and when I complained they just allocated me a different driver.

[ACtheTROLL]

if you're "lills" have seen 2 kids - presumable they could end up pointing at YOUR feet ... he might not get the right idea ....

[albaqwerty]

hehe sal, I'm same age and size. If Keith don't mind I'll give him a demonstration of "keepie-uppy" with mine. (Also b/f 2 kids)
:D