You can trust me

[Panic Button]

I'm a doctor

[Robinia]

lol...are you the AB locum for the bank Holiday?

[Sachs]

said sqad lol! ;0)

[Sachs]

Can you have a look at knobbys bum!

[Robinia]

If I'm going to be the temporary rottweiler...sorry receptionist... I'm afraid there aren't any available appointments for bums until next February :o)

[jno]

You look like a bogus doctor to me. Do you know the difference between a fibia and a tibula?

[caththecrazy]

Dr Panic Button - hhhhhhhhmmmmhhh

[Robinia]

...or the difference between a big deal & a no big deal?

[tamborine]

Where's Tardis

[LoftyLottie]

LOL Robinia!!!

[Sqad]

LOl Robinia

LOL Lofty

Hilarious....how did you think of that?

[Sachs]

Evening sqad! :0)

[Sqad]

Evening sachs....I see we have the resident comediennes in tonight.

[caththecrazy]

I bet Dr Shipman and Dr Frankenstein said that too

[Mamyalynne]

Do you do chiropody too?? I`ll just soak me feet afore you have a look

[Sqad]

cathey.....believe me there are a few out there, with certain patients, that would love to do a "Shipman"

[Robinia]

eeek! feet! please keep them covered mamyalynne, Dr Button will see you if he gets back from his emergency call out to pregnancy alive.....

[Panic Button]

OK, I'm back.

Please close the door, take your clothes off and touch your toes.

[China Doll]

I'm a doctors PA... Can I be of some assistance here? Everyone knows the Doctors only go where the PA tells them they're supposed to be... ;0)

(PA's can placate the medical receptionist team too... We speak their language...)

[Robinia]

All's fine China thank you, I've made, ermmm, no appointments at all.... so well done me. Dr Button's free to play around all weekend....sorry, a round. I finish at ten so I'll take my sharp stick & say goodnight. ;o)

[jno]

does being a doctor's PA pay better than being a bogus doctor's PA, or even a doctor's bogus PA, China? I may have some important career decisions to make here