Foot in mouth.

[Zammo]

When was the last time you suffered foot in mouth syndrome and really put your foot in it? I remember last Halloween when I was sporting my witchy outfit someone asked me when I was due??? It's maybe not the most flattering of outfits but you don't ask a lady that unless you're sure...

[ummmm]

I asked someone that once :-(

[Zammo]

I read this morning that men think their first kiss is their most treasured memory!!!! How cute...lets hear about your first kiss and is it your most treasured memory? My first kiss was in primary 6 and I kissed the guy up against a tree and he said I pressed too hard....charming!

[ummmm]

I'm still good mates with my first kiss. It's not my most treasured moment..........but don't tell him that.!

[TTG]

In my previous job a consultant was doing a presentation and it was her first day. She commented to someone in the audience when was it due? The reply was "I had a baby...about a year ago!"

[TheOtherHalf]

Funnily enough, mine was the other way around. I was in the maternity hospital 3 weeks early due to problems.. The other 3 women in the ward were enormous, I think they were there early because they were so overweight anyway and being kept under observation for the last few weeks. One of them asked if I'd had a girl or boy. I was thrilled as I was a little overweight normally at the time anyway but I hadnt had my baby yet. He arrived 4 weeks later

[cazzz1975]

I constantly put my foot in my mouth, I think its a given that Im a big clot

[mrs_overall]

My friends son was telling me about a flat he was wanting to rent. He told me what the credit reference checks would cost.
Later that day i saw his mum and i told her that her son was being ripped off over this flat.
it was only when she said "What flat?" I realised her son hadn't told her he was leaving home. Oops!