To sit or not to sit....Men Only

[carlton23]

A question asked by Jason Mansford on TV, "When you pee, do you stand or sit?" Personally I stand, but, what do you do?

[sandyRoe]

I only sit to broccoli.

[carlton23]

Women,,,,they just have to put their five eggs in, don`t they?

[sandyRoe]

Aiming is half the fun. Throw a cigarette butt in first and then try to sink it.

[carlton23]

So, it`s you, is it sandy?

[joggerjayne]

How do you read if you're standing up ???

[carlton23]

joggerjayne, haven`t you got any dusting to do?

[pa___ul3]

I've only got little legs so aiming's easier for me! Couldn't imagine sitting just to tinkle!!

[mrs_overall]

Why do so many men standing up to wee make such amess onn the floor?????

It cant be that hdifficult to aim such a small thing at a big hole

[horseshoes]

LOL @ Sandyroe.

[NazNomad]

"... saves the toilet seat being left up all the time ..."

If your man leaves the seat up, get a new one ... it's that simple.

[andy-hughes]

I stand to wee - and I fail to understand why any man is unable to wee accurately into a toilet bowl - it has to be laziness - it's hardly lack of practise!

I also always leave the seat down - having grown up with two sisters, and lived with a wife and three daughters, it's just second nature now. I even do it when I am away in hotels on my own!

[WELSHYORKIE]

fpmsl steve -

[JonnyBoy12]

For the attention of pixi and JJ. I am male, and I always sit down on the job, to save the bother of aiming, and if anything unexpected comes along. As JJ says you can not read standing up either.

[B00]

"If your man leaves the seat up, get a new one ... it's that simple. "

Won't it get a bit expensive having to keep buying new bog seats?