Funny stories-caught!?

[tinkerbell23]

Im inspired by my last thread.....ever been caught upto no good by the parents or anyone else? And i dont just mean "at it" lol....anything at all, tell me ur funny stories! Xx

[trt]

I have tinker but to embarrassed to tell :- )

[tinkerbell23]

Would you tell for a scooby snack!? Hahahaha...........i dont have any too bad tha i think of, but im sure with inspiration ill remember! .....oh go on hahahahah xx

[ttfn]

Hi tinks xx Moi? As if, pah ;o)

[karenmac60]

I've told this before on here, but a few years back I was seeing a guy on a very 'casual' basis, which no one else knew about. He was round at mine late on one night and I went to phone a pizza for us, but after picking up the handset we got a little carried away. We weren't really doing anything but we were talking about what we were going to do later. Then I phoned the pizza. 5 minutes later my mum phoned to see if I was ok. Apparently their phone had rung and my dad had picked up to hear what he described as a pornographic conversation and when they dialled 1471 it was my number. I could've died on the spot. I managed to fob them off with stories of crossed lines but I've never been so embarrassed - I'm cringing at the thought just now :)

[tinkerbell23]

Ttfn...hmmm do i believe you? Hmmm...

Omg karen i just LOL poor you!! Soooooo funny!!

Actually....ive just dawned.....when i was a wee bit younger me and my BF were...you know....but also friends had been in...anyhow one way or another a condom wrapper wound up in my mums bloody handbag pmsl...helllll knows how - she was shouting at me saying imagine my dad found it n thought it was hers...im sure she bought the "we were blowing them up as balloons for a joke" story LoL x

[tinkerbell23]

Rofl eddie...hahaha passion killer or what!? X

[Mamyalynne]

After a really good night out, my husband and I came home and got very amorous, after the 'deed' was done , I decided to pop onto our balcony (which at that time overlooked the car park) to check on my marigolds (flowers not gloves) I was shall we say, stark naked.
He rapidly locked the door and at that moment a taxi pulled up and two neighbours got out, grabbing the plant pot I covered my dignity best I could.

Very politely they both waved and wished me goodnight.

[anneasquith]

must have been very big marigolds . mamy lol

[ttfn]

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[ttfn]

I think they call them sunflowers oop norf, anne

[lcg]

tinks...last week when my mum and dad came down to mine for the day. i only see them about once a month, so we all look forward to it. anyway, we had all just finished dinner/wine/washing up etc. and i went to have a pee. just as i had started, my mum breezed in and apologised...but went on to continue the conversation we'd had downstairs and fiddling with her hair in the mirror! i wouldn't mind, but she hasn't seen me in a state of undress since i lived at home...................um, 20 years ago (oh my god! i'm old!!!). mothers, eh? x

[Mamyalynne]

Only one had bloomed so was only partial cover Anne.

[anneasquith]

mamy, shes off again...get the medication.

[Mamyalynne]

She's beyond help Anne.

[Mamyalynne]

Crimplene is very unforgiving Eddie

[anneasquith]

crimpline, not nearly as bad as a candlewick bedspread.!

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Triggs, want to see my blossoms?