Do you ever wonder....

[Jemisa]

* Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could
burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
being would eat?

* Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the
time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the toilet is.

* Why does your Gynaecologist leave the room
when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

* Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!

* If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

* If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?

* Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?


Stop singing and read on.......


* Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

* Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks
his head out the window?

* Does pushing the lift button more than once make it
arrive faster?
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[lcg]

waaaaaaay too deep for this hour of the day! pmsl at some of them - particularly the ones that i do x

[flump1]

Hi Jem, I wonder how many people will sing along.....like I did !! x

[TTG]

Yes I did sing...lol

[Jemisa]

Got me too, I sang along. (how sad are we?) I bet no one else gets caught out. Hmm!

jem

[Bobbisox]

always a gem from our Jem,,,x

[merciasounds]

...Do you ever wonder - How the man that drives the snow-plough gets to work?

Or if people in Glocca Morra ever wonder how we are?
(Ref to a song by Rosemary Clooney that begins, How are things in Glocca Morra)

why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How important has a person got to be before they're considered assassinated and not just plain old murdered?

How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?

Why is it called 'after Dark' when it's really 'After light'?

[starone]

You're up early Jem. Is that why you are trying to think of things to make my brain hurt.

[Jemisa]

Yes I was up very earlt starbuck, My fault I had fish & chips for my evening meal which for me is really taboo. I suffered for it by having chronic indigestion in the early hours. Had to get up to take a Lanzoprozole (the only thing that sorts me out) While awake I came on here for an hour or so.

It was lonely tho.

jem